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    September 24

    小周周普法讲座

    看到有人转帖稀奇古怪的法例, 无奈美国法律冗长,各州各自为政. 为方便我lehigh云云学生.暂时收集宾州相关列文与此.诸位慎之慎之! 新生必读,老生温故知新,乃不谬也.

    1. It is illegal to sleep outside on top of a refrigerator. 搬冰箱的时候可别为了休息躺上去...

    2. If you are driving on a country road at night you must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait ten minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. 晚上就别往那里犄角旮旯开了,这开到天亮也到不了目的地阿!

    3. No singing in the bathtub.注意是bathtub,游泳池应该没有问题吧?

    4. A person who has particpated in a duel can not become Governor. 找州长单挑去

    5.If a motorist sees a team of horses coming toward him he must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas so his car blends in with the countryside, while the horses pass. 各位以后开车了得备块布料,否则...

    6. You may not catch a fish with your hands.条子真的会来开罚单.

    7. The only body part you can catch fish with is your mouth.我估计如果你第6条不行的话你可以忽略此条.

    8. You can't use dynamite to catch fish.作为外国学生拥有炸药是违反爱国法的.有炸药咱也不能炸鱼阿.

    9. Housewives are not allowed to hide dirt under a rug.老婆不做家务?叫警察!

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    凯轩 陈wrote:
    最后一条很生猛啊,哈哈
    Sept. 24
    Xinliang Liwrote:
    我前天应法律强制要求打流感疫苗,结果发烧一天。
    Sept. 24
    Qiu Zhengwrote:
    真的假的?
    Sept. 24

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